Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Just Close Your Eyes

Today at work I noticed a sign intended for children using specialized play equipment. Because it is misplaced, away from the equipment and alone on the wall, it strikes me as hilarious. It reads:

Rules

  1. First hold hands
  2. Then jump

Fortunately, there are no lemmings at my place of work.

5 comments:

missymussy said...

I cannot imagine any piece of play equipment that would be made safer by following that instruction! Can you?

Anonymous said...

No. Bungee jumping for children with autism is probably not a great idea. Then, again, maybe it's not a great idea for any children.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious. Maybe it could be used as a new "Successories" poster.

On a related note, checkout www.despair.com

Dennis R. Plummer said...

Hey Mark, I particularly like the DespairWear. I just got a baseball cap from Dad with four simple letters on the front: SCUM. Someone at his church has taken to playing with the acronym formed from Selma Christ United Methodist. Isn't that funny? (You know I'll be wearing it, too.)

Anonymous said...

. . . and I think the note under some of T-shirt images tops it all: "front of shirt is not smaller than back of shirt"

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