Monday, December 12, 2005

Crazy Churchspeak

Here's another blooper, this one live from yesterday's service. A lady was reading the gospel about "blessed is the womb that bore you and the breast that nursed you." Her version?
  • "Blessed is the womb that bore you and the beast that nursed you."
For a moment, as she read, I thought my mind had a done a time warp and we were back reading some passage from Revelation. Then I just cracked up!

4 comments:

jonathan said...

I'm just a dog. I've got very little to say. But I did answer you questions on my blog about the 40 year old Virgin.

jonathan said...

Please add an 'r' to th you in the previous comment.

jonathan said...

And an 'e' to the 'th.'

Dennis R. Plummer said...

So added. Always good to see your mug!!

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