Third Time's a Charm (but not charming)

Remember my 14 sage who sends me those mass e-mails of the sappy sentimental nature? Now I'm caught in a terrible loop of lame, "hi-I'm-thinking-of-you-and-you-and-you-and-you-but-none-of-you-personally," saccharin-sweet spam mail.

I first get them from my cousin who is bed-bound and loves to find "funny" and "inspirational" messages and send them out. His mass email list happens to include my mother and my niece.

So then my mother forwards these messages to her email list. I'm on that list and get the message a second time.

Then my niece forwards her copy to her mass email list. Yeah. I get that copy, too.