Have you noticed that soft drinks are getting larger while the amount of potato chips in a bag is decreasing? Now you can get a 32 oz. or even 74 oz. "Quick Gulp" (imagine gulping 74 oz. quickly!). But the "Big Grab" potato chips contain about the same number that a small lunch snack size used to contain. It's a conspiracy.
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Name the composer from whose album "Songs from Liquid Days" I got the title for this post.