Thursday, February 09, 2006

Man O' Mystery

Never fear, my fellow shoppers!
I, the latest and greatest Mystery Shopper of them all, am looking out for you!

Today, I took time out from another visit to the children's musuem (home to our astute little observer of blood), and from papering the city with my hypnosis brochures and oh-so-attractive promotional flyers, to do a couple of mystery shops.

A mystery shop is where one poses as a legitimate customer while stealthily making mental notes about everything you see in a store. Then you rush back to your car and rat on the employees' attitudes, knowledge and behavior and send a report to the investigating company!

I'd love to tell you all about today's undercover work...
but then I'd have to kill you.

2 comments:

Dennis Plummer said...

Thanks for the call, Matthias. Sorry I missed it. (You can see from this post why I wasn't home.) Hope we can talk soon.

Jimmy Carlozzi said...

So, you do have a wicked streak in you after all. Bad Boy!!
Suppose you deserve a spanking.

J.