Never fear, my fellow shoppers!
I, the latest and greatest Mystery Shopper of them all, am looking out for you!
Today, I took time out from another visit to the children's musuem (home to our astute little observer of blood), and from papering the city with my hypnosis brochures and oh-so-attractive promotional flyers, to do a couple of mystery shops.
A mystery shop is where one poses as a legitimate customer while stealthily making mental notes about everything you see in a store. Then you rush back to your car and rat on the employees' attitudes, knowledge and behavior and send a report to the investigating company!
I'd love to tell you all about today's undercover work...
but then I'd have to kill you.