Thursday, February 09, 2006

Man O' Mystery

Never fear, my fellow shoppers!
I, the latest and greatest Mystery Shopper of them all, am looking out for you!

Today, I took time out from another visit to the children's musuem (home to our astute little observer of blood), and from papering the city with my hypnosis brochures and oh-so-attractive promotional flyers, to do a couple of mystery shops.

A mystery shop is where one poses as a legitimate customer while stealthily making mental notes about everything you see in a store. Then you rush back to your car and rat on the employees' attitudes, knowledge and behavior and send a report to the investigating company!

I'd love to tell you all about today's undercover work...
but then I'd have to kill you.


Dennis Plummer said...

Thanks for the call, Matthias. Sorry I missed it. (You can see from this post why I wasn't home.) Hope we can talk soon.

Jimmy Carlozzi said...

So, you do have a wicked streak in you after all. Bad Boy!!
Suppose you deserve a spanking.