The New Deal

Although the Google ads are raking in the pennies (click away!, click away!), I devised a new financial strategy:

• Get a one-time Silent Saint to contributes $25,000, or


• Get 5 one-time Delightful Donors to contribute $5,000 each, or


• Get 25 one-time Perfect Patrons to contribute $1,000 each, or


• Get 50 one-time Beatific Benefactors to contribute $500 each, or (and I think that this is really the way to go)


• Become Oprah’s Kept Boy.