Monday, May 15, 2006

Day Seven

A case study in "You See What You Want to See":
    Susanna, my landlady, found out that I was fasting after asking why I had turned down two offers by her to fix me a meal. At church yesterday she said that my eyes look tired and that my face is pale. Immediately, we were approached by a friend who does not know I'm fasting and had not heard Susanna's observation.

    "Your eyes are so sparkling today," he said. "During the service I could just see your face radiating!"
WARNING:
    During days of using enemas, don't fart. You may get more than you bargain for.
For support
    I've thought about enlisting the help of Alpha. I'm not sure how to put him on a liquid diet, though.

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