- Susanna, my landlady, found out that I was fasting after asking why I had turned down two offers by her to fix me a meal. At church yesterday she said that my eyes look tired and that my face is pale. Immediately, we were approached by a friend who does not know I'm fasting and had not heard Susanna's observation.
"Your eyes are so sparkling today," he said. "During the service I could just see your face radiating!"
- During days of using enemas, don't fart. You may get more than you bargain for.
- I've thought about enlisting the help of Alpha. I'm not sure how to put him on a liquid diet, though.